Once upon a time there was a kitten named Pippen.Pippen was sweet and cuddly.
As Pippen grew older, she become more and more playful.
One day, and for many days, a big bad wolf teased Pippen so much that she became mean and nasty. She is now known as "That B."
Just as every other time her mother tried to walk through the living room, Pippen rolled around and began to grab at her mother's feet.
To avoid getting grabbed and bitten by Pippen, her mother took a small leap and *BAM* -- ended up smashing her leg on Pippen's window seat.
Now Pippen's mother is left with a big, painful purple bruise on her leg.
And while you may think "That B," Pippen's mother is actually contemplating smashing a bolted, heavy peice of wood into the big bad wolf's leg.
Moral: Watch where you're going when trying to get away from attack cat, and don't allow your husband to torture said attack cat; it just makes her more nasty.
Julia
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